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    Posted: 26 July 2013 at 06:27
The situation on acquiring ammo is getting really tight, but this morning, I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of fresh ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped first at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump....

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought for a few seconds, and asked, “What kind of ammo ya got?”

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Irish Bird Dog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 July 2013 at 06:53
is that the blonde in your avatar pic?????????????
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CB900F Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 July 2013 at 10:23

IBD;

This is Gyro-lette Wyoming, the dizziest city in the state he's talkin' about.  All kindsa sanity issues there according to most of the other people in the rest of the counties. 

Who knows what the real context of the conversation was.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Irish Bird Dog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 July 2013 at 14:40
CB....are you suggesting that maybe you think maybe WM didn't have 'nuff "payment" fer the "drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt" for the trade to consumate?????

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I think he reloads his own!Wink
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I was thinking it might take a couple of reloads.

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a couple???  MORE POWER TO YA WING!LOL
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