Trading ammo
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Topic: Trading ammo
Posted By: Wing master
Subject: Trading ammo
Date Posted: 26 July 2013 at 06:27
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The situation on acquiring ammo is getting really tight, but this morning, I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of fresh ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped first at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.... She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?” I thought for a few seconds, and asked, “What kind of ammo ya got?” Wing master ------------- I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on. |
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Posted By: Irish Bird Dog
Date Posted: 26 July 2013 at 06:53
is that the blonde in your avatar pic?????????????
------------- Irish Bird Dog NRA Life/Endowment 2nd Amendment Supporter |
Posted By: CB900F
Date Posted: 26 July 2013 at 10:23
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IBD; This is Gyro-lette Wyoming, the dizziest city in the state he's talkin' about. All kindsa sanity issues there according to most of the other people in the rest of the counties. Who knows what the real context of the conversation was.
------------- Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!! |
Posted By: Irish Bird Dog
Date Posted: 26 July 2013 at 14:40
CB....are you suggesting that maybe you think maybe WM didn't have 'nuff "payment" fer the "drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt" for the trade to consumate?????
------------- Irish Bird Dog NRA Life/Endowment 2nd Amendment Supporter |
Posted By: Ursus Major
Date Posted: 27 July 2013 at 03:04
I think he reloads his own! ------------- Will shoot gophers for booze |
Posted By: Wing master
Date Posted: 27 July 2013 at 05:01
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I was thinking it might take a couple of reloads. Wing master ------------- I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on. |
Posted By: Ursus Major
Date Posted: 27 July 2013 at 06:43
a couple??? MORE POWER TO YA WING! ------------- Will shoot gophers for booze |