Romance and age

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   An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. the wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense, get to the point type of guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:" If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

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	An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. the wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense, get to the point type of guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:" If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
	You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture