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Romance and age

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Topic: Romance and age

Posted By: thedad
Subject: Romance and age
Date Posted: 06 February 2014 at 18:31

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. the wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense, get to the point type of guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:" If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

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