Hunting

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   A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Hualapai Mountains

when an illegal alien runs across a clearing.

The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.

"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.

"No, no... Remember this is a Red State , it's legal here in Arizona," 

replies the Arizonian.

Later that night the Californian goes to Kingman to buy some beer from 

Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making 

room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.

The Californian thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.

As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona !" protests the Californian.

"Well yeah it is," says the cop, "but you can't use bait." 

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thedad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .243 Winchester Joined: 31 January 2012 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 228	Post Options Post Reply Quote thedad Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Hunting Posted: 26 September 2013 at 19:12
	A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Hualapai Mountains when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him. "You can't do that!" cried the Californian. "No, no... Remember this is a Red State , it's legal here in Arizona," replies the Arizonian. Later that night the Californian goes to Kingman to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The Californian thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him. As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him. "But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona !" protests the Californian. "Well yeah it is," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
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