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Topic: Hunting

Posted By: thedad
Subject: Hunting
Date Posted: 26 September 2013 at 19:12

A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Hualapai Mountains
when an illegal alien runs across a clearing.

The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.

"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.

"No, no... Remember this is a Red State , it's legal here in Arizona,"
replies the Arizonian.

Later that night the Californian goes to Kingman to buy some beer from
Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making
room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.

The Californian thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.

As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona !" protests the Californian.

"Well yeah it is," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."

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