Zero’s kids

Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's plan to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to
hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed
youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech
equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management
team, as many races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change
all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed
the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale
Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of
Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.