You might be a taliban if

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   The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this. 

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth..
4. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat 

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: You might be a taliban if Posted: 27 September 2009 at 13:39
	The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this. "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth.. 4. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Montana Maddnes Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby AKA Scooter Joined: 19 November 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1799	Post Options Post Reply Quote Montana Maddnes Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 29 September 2009 at 05:58

	Montana Maddness God Bless The U.S.A. On the Highways for Jesus!