Trees! Everywhere!

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   Mick, the Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. 
He turns a corner and much to his horror, he sees a tree in the middle
of the road! He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes there
is yet ANOTHER tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers
his ride home has turned in to a slalom course, causing him to veer from
side to side to avoid all the trees! Moments later a cop pulls him over.
The officer asks him what on Earth he is doing. Mick raves about the
trees. The officer stops him mid-sentence and says, "Lard tunderin'
Jaysus Mick, that's yer AIR FRESHENER!"

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	Mick, the Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror, he sees a tree in the middle of the road! He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes there is yet ANOTHER tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers his ride home has turned in to a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees! Moments later a cop pulls him over. The officer asks him what on Earth he is doing. Mick raves about the trees. The officer stops him mid-sentence and says, "Lard tunderin' Jaysus Mick, that's yer AIR FRESHENER!"
	When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson