sweet sin

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   There's a priest who is giving confession and really needs to use the restroom.  He sticks his head outside of the confessional booth and spots the janitor walking by.  He tells the janitor, "Fill in for me while I use the restroom, and anyone who comes in, just have them say 10 hailmarys."  The janitor agrees and sits down in the booth.  Shortly after a woman enters her side of the booth and confesses that she had performed oral sex on a man the night before.  The janitor thought to himself and figured that 10 hailmarys was just too much for that.  He quickly stuck his head outside and noticed an altar boy walking by.  He asked, "Hey, what does the father usually give for oral sex?"  The altar boy responded, "Usually, two Snicker bars."

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: sweet sin Posted: 10 December 2006 at 10:12
	There's a priest who is giving confession and really needs to use the restroom. He sticks his head outside of the confessional booth and spots the janitor walking by. He tells the janitor, "Fill in for me while I use the restroom, and anyone who comes in, just have them say 10 hailmarys." The janitor agrees and sits down in the booth. Shortly after a woman enters her side of the booth and confesses that she had performed oral sex on a man the night before. The janitor thought to himself and figured that 10 hailmarys was just too much for that. He quickly stuck his head outside and noticed an altar boy walking by. He asked, "Hey, what does the father usually give for oral sex?" The altar boy responded, "Usually, two Snicker bars."
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.