Virus
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Topic: Virus
Posted By: jsgbearpaws1
Subject: Virus
Date Posted: 21 June 2016 at 19:48
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“C-Nile Virus” (Very
Dangerous)  I
thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
Even the
most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this
one.
It
appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955.
Symptoms:
1.
Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done
that!
2.
Causes you to send a blank e-mail! That
too!
3.
Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep!
4.
Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Aha! 5.
Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. Well, Well,
Well!
6.
Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. Oh, no not
again!
7.
Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." And I just
hate that!
8.
Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." Oh
No!
IT'S
CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Have
I already sent this to you?
Or
did you send it to
me? ------------- ...oh yeah! thats gonna hurt! |