Dear Abby,
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Topic: Dear Abby,
Posted By: deaddog
Subject: Dear Abby,
Date Posted: 25 April 2016 at 01:15
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Dear Abby,
My husband hasn't worked for the last 16 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning, hop in his fancy car and go visits his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me, many times, with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about it. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and that my varicose veins and big butt turn him off! Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby? Your advice would really be appreciated. [signed] Mad as Hell - - - Dear Mad as Hell: You don't have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out, A.S.A.P. Don't resort to clobbering him with the frying pan; try to act like a lady! Remember: you're running for President of the United States, so try acting like it! ------------- Endeavor to persevere. |
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Posted By: BEAR
Date Posted: 25 April 2016 at 01:59
 
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Posted By: CB900F
Date Posted: 25 April 2016 at 02:31
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Fella's;
Sad but true. Let's see now, the term for a man who knows of and allows his wife to cheat is: cuckold. What's the term for a wife in the same situation? Hillary? 900F ------------- Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!! |