Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day
and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle
America in 2014!"
"Great Nancy , but how?" asked Harry.
"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most
Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and
pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice
old country bar in Montana and show them how much
admiration and respect we have for the hard working
people living there."
So they did, and found just the place they were looking
for in Bozeman , Montana . With the dog in tow, they
walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"
"Yes we are!" said Nancy , "And what a lovely town you
have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we
stop and take in some local color."
They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and
started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in,
walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few
moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up
to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath,
scratched his head and left the bar.
For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted
the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.
Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers
come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of
custom?"
"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there
running around town, claiming there's a Labrador
Retriever in here with two a$$ holes!"
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samchap - Waldoboro, ME
Be careful what you decide to not like. Your wife may wear one. Your son may ride one. Your daughter may bring one home. You may have to have one someday.
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