San Diego
Woman Shot in Head
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,
was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to
pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her
car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics,
who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused
to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they
found that Linda had a wad
of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached
back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is
blonde, a Democrat, and voted for Obama, but that could all be a
coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed, and
it was determined to be George Bush's fault.
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