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Topic: Very Brave Man Jokes

Posted By: BigAl4604
Subject: Very Brave Man Jokes
Date Posted: 27 July 2011 at 11:26

- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun.

Hey I just send um........not create um!!!

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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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Posted By: gary murray
Date Posted: 27 July 2011 at 12:16

Hahahahaha. Can i add a couple more Al?

1....Why did God make man first?

So he'd get a chance to say something.

2....Women are like Slinkys.

You can't help but smile when one of them takes a tumble down the stairs.

Gary

Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 28 July 2011 at 02:00

Good ones Al.

On the "Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?"

In my single life I always went to the laundromat at midnight to 2am. Lots of singles women and many were stewardess. I was not looking for a woman to finanically support me. Horizontal support was what I was looking for...and often found in the laundromat!!!