3 cowboys
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Topic: 3 cowboys
Posted By: Wing master
Subject: 3 cowboys
Date Posted: 04 April 2010 at 08:18
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Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.. Vern, the hand from Wyoming says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.' Larry, from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested.. That's nothing, 'I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot Diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.' Old Bob, the cowboy from New Mexico, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker. ------------- I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on. |
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 04 April 2010 at 08:20
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ouch ! |
Posted By: Dennis Keith
Date Posted: 04 April 2010 at 11:51
| Impressive! Dumb as a Government Hammer, but Impressive. |
Posted By: BigAl4604
Date Posted: 05 April 2010 at 10:21
 ------------- "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -Benjamin Franklin, 1759 |
Posted By: Montana Maddnes
Date Posted: 07 April 2010 at 09:46
 ------------- Montana Maddness God Bless The U.S.A. On the Highways for Jesus! |