Tailgater
>
>A man was being tailgated by a stressed out
>woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light
>turned yellow, just in front of him.
>
>He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
>even though he could have beaten the red light by
>accelerating through the intersection.
>
>The tailgating woman was furious and honked her
>horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
>chance to get through the intersection, dropping
>her cell phone and makeup.
>
>As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap
>on her window and looked up into the face of
>a very serious police officer.
>
>The officer ordered her to exit her car with
>her hands up. He took her to the police station
>where she was searched, finger printed,
>photographed and placed in a holding cell.
>
>After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
>the cell and opened the door. She was escorted
>back to the booking desk where the arresting
>officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
>He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
>You see, I pulled up behind your car while
>you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
>guy in front of you, and cussing a blue
>streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life'
>license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
>bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School'
>bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
>fish emblem on the trunk.
>
>Naturally. I assumed you had stolen the car."
>
>Priceless
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