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"ADORABLE Little Bruce"

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Topic: "ADORABLE Little Bruce"

Posted By: Tikkabuck
Subject: "ADORABLE Little Bruce"
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 17:23

Little Bruce and Jenny are only
10 years old, but they just know that they are in love One day they
decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to
ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny
are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
"Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies
"In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there
nicely. "

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge
grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a
job You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance .. Jenny makes 5
bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a Month
and that would do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much
thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith
says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured
out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two
of you should

have little ones of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky
so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is
adorable.

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God,Mother,Country,and Hot Rods. Done with political crap.LOL

Replies:

Posted By: Tikkabuck
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 17:24

Hmm I meant for this to go in jokes.

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God,Mother,Country,and Hot Rods. Done with political crap.LOL

Posted By: CB900F
Date Posted: 15 December 2007 at 02:51

Tikka';

That's OK, it was still funny.

900F

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Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!

Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 15 December 2007 at 10:22

Posted By: Dennis Keith
Date Posted: 15 December 2007 at 13:16

"Adorable" little snots like Bruce make me not feel so bad that my Daughter passed away before any of that could get started. I just know we would have had an entire generation of women with no boys to marry because I just might have killed 'em all off.