on the lighter side a joke from a retire
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Topic: on the lighter side a joke from a retire
Posted By: d4570
Subject: on the lighter side a joke from a retire
Date Posted: 01 October 2007 at 14:26
 A joke I found. Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." Please no offense I being a new retired person thought it funny.  __________________ ------------- Remember: Four boxes keep us free ,the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, AND the cartridge box |
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Posted By: Kingpin
Date Posted: 01 October 2007 at 14:36
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LOL, WalMart better not find out or that greeters job will not be offered................Kingpin ------------- There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. |