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Topic: Tax Time
Posted By: Kingpin
Subject: Tax Time
Date Posted: 22 February 2007 at 16:12

A woman walks into a Texas acc ountant's office and tells him that  she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says,
"Before we begin, I will need to ask you a  few questions.

" He gets her name,address,social s ecurity number,etc. and  then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore,
"she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken ba ck and says,
"No, No, No, that won't work. "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says,
"OK, I'm a high end call girl."
"No,
that still won't work.Try again."
They both think for a minute;
then the woman says "I'm an el ite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks,
"What does chicken farming have to& nbsp;do with being a prostitute?"
She replies,
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers& nbsp;last year."
The accountant says: Chicken Farmer  ;it is!



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