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Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff

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Topic: Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff
Posted By: Rockydog
Subject: Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 15:48

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower -Cooter, Pete and KC.
 
As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
 
As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
 
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
 
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
 
Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
 
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.
 
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
 
Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Cooter's widow'."
 
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
 
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff



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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
Thomas Jefferson



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