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Topic: Texas Air Traffic Control
Posted By: varmintcaller
Subject: Texas Air Traffic Control
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 15:27
TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

Dallas ATC:  "Tower to Saudi Air  911--You are cleared to
land  eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  Acknowledge cleared to land on  infidel's runway 9R --
Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are
cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  We are cleared
to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC !   DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!  
 WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
 
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:  "Well bless your hearts. 
 Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us --
ya hear
 


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Replies:
Posted By: Dave Skinner
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 15:53
Actually, it oughtta be Runway 27 L for the Iranians.

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