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Topic: Texas Air Traffic Control

Posted By: varmintcaller
Subject: Texas Air Traffic Control
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 15:27

TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --

Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are

cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared

to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!

WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!

INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts.

Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us --

ya hear

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Molon Labe "Come take Them"

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Posted By: Dave Skinner
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 15:53

Actually, it oughtta be Runway 27 L for the Iranians.

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