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Taliban Fighters

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Topic: Taliban Fighters

Posted By: varmintcaller
Subject: Taliban Fighters
Date Posted: 03 December 2006 at 17:49

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they
hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Wyoming soldier is better than ; ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One Wyoming man is better than one hundred Taliban".
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Cowboy voice calls out again "One Wyoming cowboy is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends
them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap.
There's two of them."

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