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Spiders Printed From: The BaitShop Category: The CoffeeCorner Forum Name: Joke of the Day Forum Description: Bookmark this page for a few good laughs! URL: http://www.baitshopboyz.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=11668 Printed Date: 26 March 2026 at 22:58 Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 11.10 - http://www.webwizforums.com Topic: Spiders Posted By: Rockydog Subject: Spiders Date Posted: 15 November 2006 at 17:11 A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden. ------------- When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson Replies: Posted By: Apollyon67 Date Posted: 17 November 2006 at 14:26 Kingpin's Daughter perhaps? ------------- "Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Ben Franklin.

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