Jogging Bill

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   Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb

"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton
This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollarsAnd he'd yell back,
"Five dollars
One day howeverHillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a
darn good explanation
for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner, Bill became
even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enoughthere was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.

Thenfrom the sidewalk
the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"

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varmintcaller Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby Joined: 27 June 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2088	Post Options Post Reply Quote varmintcaller Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Jogging Bill Posted: 16 December 2006 at 12:35
	Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollarsAnd he'd yell back, "Five dollars One day howeverHillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enoughthere was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Thenfrom the sidewalk the hooker yelled... See what you get for five bucks!?"
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