How to hunt quail

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   I am looking for someone who has a medium sized monkey for sale or trade. I intend to teach it to point quail. Monkey must be fairly smart and not afraid of gun fire. Monkey will be expected to wear a blaze orange shell vest, recognize the difference between 20 and 28 quage ammo, and point at quail with either hand. Monkey will have to learn to open gates, help me cross fences, and possibly warm up the truck. I prefer to trade and have a variety of stuff worth a monkey. I don't mind if the monkey drinks but don't want a smoker. Would consider a chimp.
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maxpressure Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .22 LongRifle Joined: 21 July 2003 Status: Offline Points: 398	Topic: How to hunt quail Posted: 07 January 2004 at 15:54
	I am looking for someone who has a medium sized monkey for sale or trade. I intend to teach it to point quail. Monkey must be fairly smart and not afraid of gun fire. Monkey will be expected to wear a blaze orange shell vest, recognize the difference between 20 and 28 quage ammo, and point at quail with either hand. Monkey will have to learn to open gates, help me cross fences, and possibly warm up the truck. I prefer to trade and have a variety of stuff worth a monkey. I don't mind if the monkey drinks but don't want a smoker. Would consider a chimp. max .

Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Posted: 07 January 2004 at 16:11
	Michael Jackson had a chimp, ask him if he wants to sell it. It is refuted to be able to perform unnatural acts, so teaching it to point birds instead of picking it's nose might be easy. Also, I should think that teaching it to know the difference between shotgun shells would be easy, especially the lesser gages, seeing as where he came from, he probably already knows about small round things...................Kingpin
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Rob1 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby The Walnut Whisperer Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 3413	Posted: 07 January 2004 at 16:39
	I have such a monkey, closet smoker and a heavy drinker. He's currently on assignment hosting a TV program for CNN. When his contract expires I'll be in touch. Here is a pic.

Spot shooter Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Left BSB in Disgrace Banned Joined: 19 June 2003 Location: Bahrain Status: Offline Points: 0	Posted: 08 January 2004 at 00:34
	Max, Got a gun shy dog? I got invited to a quail/pheasant hunt in Manhattan this weekend, so I'm skippin' on out free tickets to the Chef's. Use to train mut's, as long as yer not duck huntin with them right next to ya I might be able give a suggestion or 2, but it needs lots of time to cure that one. If you want to take the short route get the dog drunk, seen it done to a hoss afer so's you could get up on it's back. Don't know how smart that was, but the guy's doing it were poor dirt farmers for the southern tier of NY. Got some wild stories from them days. Spot

Drae Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .223 Remington Joined: 19 June 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 52	Posted: 08 January 2004 at 06:20
	I need one those pointers down here in AZ for quail! Now! I'll supply the beer, if it doesn't drink too much. It must wear a cowboy hat. Ten gallon prefered! Edited by Drae

maxpressure Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .22 LongRifle Joined: 21 July 2003 Status: Offline Points: 398	Posted: 08 January 2004 at 15:49
	Drae, I have first chance on the monkey. He doesn't look very reliable to me. I may be interested in sub leasing him out to you. Is there a law against shipping monkeys across state lines? max .

Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Posted: 08 January 2004 at 16:37
	Max, if you dress that rascal up in a jeans and a plaid shirt, you won't have to ship him, and, he looks smart enough to swap out driving with you.........Kingpin
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Rob1 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby The Walnut Whisperer Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 3413	Posted: 08 January 2004 at 16:50
	The jeans and plaid may present a problem. He wears suspenders, have to find some to match the plaid.

maxpressure Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .22 LongRifle Joined: 21 July 2003 Status: Offline Points: 398	Posted: 09 January 2004 at 02:45
	Kingpin- He looks too short to reach the clutch. Rob- Alabama is probably full of suspenders fit for a monkey. That monkey you have looks like he has a record. max .

Rob1 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby The Walnut Whisperer Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 3413	Posted: 09 January 2004 at 17:28
	Max You know your monkeys. He was arrested in 1971 for larceny.