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Montana Maddnes 
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 Topic: Corny jokes thread lets here themPosted: 27 January 2009 at 05:30 |
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2 Peanuts are walked down the street. One was a salted Coeny joke of the day |
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why did the jelly roll? because he saw the apple turnover. |
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RobertMT
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Posted: 27 January 2009 at 18:47 |
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Want to stop Drunk Drivers, from Killing Sober Drivers? Ban Sober Drivers from Driving. That's how Gun Control Works.
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What do you call a judge without thumbs?
JUSTICE FINGERS. Gary |
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If you can sue McDonalds for getting you fat then why can't you sue the alcohol companies for all the ugly people you ended up sleeping with?
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Now i'm on a roll.
Why did the egyptian cry? Because he couldn't find his mummy. Why did the man bring his bike to bed? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep. Hahahahahaha! God i'm good. Gary |
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If you can sue McDonalds for getting you fat then why can't you sue the alcohol companies for all the ugly people you ended up sleeping with?
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Montana Maddnes
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Two tamatoes are taking thier kids for a walk. Jr. is falling behind so dad turns around and yell Ketch up! MM |
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Want to stop Drunk Drivers, from Killing Sober Drivers? Ban Sober Drivers from Driving. That's how Gun Control Works.
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Want to stop Drunk Drivers, from Killing Sober Drivers? Ban Sober Drivers from Driving. That's how Gun Control Works.
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What's the difference between an airline pilot's first and second wives? The first one has fake diamonds and real orgasms...
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What's the similarities between a bleach blonde and a Boeing 737 jumbo jet?
They both have black boxes. Gary |
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If you can sue McDonalds for getting you fat then why can't you sue the alcohol companies for all the ugly people you ended up sleeping with?
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" "Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven." The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he was curious and asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture"? replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!" |
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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm surprized you didn't order the drink we have named after you." The Grasshopper, looking a bit confused, says, "You've got a drink called Irving"? |
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Montana Maddness
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Posted: 06 February 2009 at 09:19 |
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Yep Rocky that was corny but it was a good one.
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