lantern and a Genie

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   Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin 
Laden and a 

White Trash Biker are all walking together 
one day. 

They come across a lantern and a Genie 
pops out of it. 

'I will give each of 
you one wish, which is three wishes in 
total', 

says the Genie. 

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  I want the 
land to be forever fertile in Canada ' 

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, 
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. 

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a 
wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, 
Americans or Canadians 

can come into our precious land.' 

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around 
those countries. 

The Biker says, 'I am very curious. 

Please tell me more about this wall.' 

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and 
completely surrounds the country.  Nothing can get in or out; 

it's virtually impenetrable.' 

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, 

smiles and says, 

'Fill it with water.' 

I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year.... 

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wildbill69 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .30/06 SpringField Joined: 11 September 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 446	Post Options Post Reply Quote wildbill69 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: lantern and a Genie Posted: 18 February 2009 at 15:11
	Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.' I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year....
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