Cowboy with a problem (?)

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     A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

  The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the
  pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned   the store, there were no males employed there.

  She then asked if she could help the gentleman.

  The cowpoke said that it was something that he  would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

  The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

  The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is
 tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of  problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.

 "The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to  my sister.

 "When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, free room & board, and $3,000 a month plus living expenses.

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Cowboy with a problem (?) Posted: 23 March 2007 at 09:25
	A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it. "The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister. "When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, free room & board, and $3,000 a month plus living expenses.
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.