killing flies

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her 

husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 

"What are you doing?"  she asked. 

"Hunting Flies"  He responded. 

"Oh !    Killing any?"  she asked. 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. 

Intrigued, she asked. 
"How can you tell them apart?" 
He responded, 
"3 were on a beer can,  2 were on the phone. 

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: killing flies Posted: 03 December 2006 at 00:50
	A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh ! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.