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World’s Shortest Fairy Tale?
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    Posted: 14 September 2009 at 16:21

World's Shortest Fairy Tale? 
  
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the  toilet seat  up and farted whenever he wanted. 
  
The end…
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And the woman didn't have to cook for him, pick up after him, or wash his dirty underwear.  And she was free to decorate the house without putting mounted heads on the wall.  And she had plenty of money in the bank because her hard earned money wasn't going towads guns, mounted heads, motorcycle, golf clubs and booze.  And her bathroom didn't stink and was always clean and she never had to put up with disgusting smells in bed.  The end.
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Hey they are both happy. Win win!!

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way to settle the argument! 
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I agree, Win Win
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