Cowboy at pearly gates

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   A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.   

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.  
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.  

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!' 

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'   

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	A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Couple of minutes ago.'
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