Wrong number

 

This exciting account comes to us from a retired businessman who spent a lot of time on the road.

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
the phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erognique. She had all the right curves in all the right places.

So I'm in my room and figure, what the hey, I'll give her a call.

"Hello" the woman says.

Wow! She sounded sexy!

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole nightlong. You name it we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night, tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby.
Now, how does that sound?"



She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.