>>>The Pope took a couple of days off to do some sight-seeing in >>>Alaska. >>>He was cruising around a campground in the Popemobile when there >>>was a >>>frantic commotion at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, >>>wearing >>>sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with >>>Bush" T-shirt, >>>was screaming while frantically thrashing around trying to free >>>himself from >>>the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched >>>horrified, a group >>>of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 >>>magnum into >>>the bear's chest... The other two reached up and pulled the >>>bleeding, >>>semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long >>>clubs, >>>the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it >>>onto the >>>bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured >>>Democrat in >>>the back seat. >>> >>>As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I >>> give >>>you my blessing for your brave actions!" He told them. "I heard >>>there was a >>> >>>bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic >>>Environmental >>>Activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that love overcomes >>>hate." >>> >>>As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who >>>was >>>That guy?" >>> >>>"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with >>>Heaven >>>and has access to all wisdom." >>> >>>"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he >>>sure >>>don't know nothin' about bear hunting! Is the bait holding up, or >>> do we >>>need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"
------------- TasunkaWitko - Chinook, Montana
Helfen, Wehren, Heilen Die Wahrheit wird euch frei machen
|