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Topic: Woman troubles
Posted By: Kingpin
Subject: Woman troubles
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 12:23

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a
date or any sex for over 5 years.

 She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she
decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese
sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

 Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take
off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

 "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of
room."

 Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

 Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to
me."

 As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy
bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why
you not haf dates or sex."

 The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
Zachary Disease?"

 Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is
when  your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

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