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TasunkaWitko
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Posted: 06 November 2006 at 13:03 |
>> A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem. Her two female
>>parrots have picked up a bad habit. Any time she has visitors, the two >>parrots embarrass her by saying, in unison, "Hi! We're hookers. Want to >>have some fun?" >> >> To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile, explaining that he has >>two male parrots which he has trained to pray and who've become very >>observant, spending much of the day davening in their cage. He's confident >>that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his house, his two >>parrots will exert such a positive influence that her birds will turn into >>model parrots. >> >> The next day the woman drives over to the rabbi's house and brings her >>two parrots into his home. As she looks around, she notices a large cage >>with two parrots, each wearing a little kippah and tiny tallis and each >>holding a miniature prayer book while they rock back and forth in prayer. >> >> Sure enough, as soon as she places her parrots in the cage, they shout >>out to their male counterparts: "Hi! We're hookers. Want to have some fun?"
One of the rabbi's parrots immediately turns to the other, squawking:
>> "Moishe, put the F***ing book down. Our prayers have been answered!" |
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TasunkaWitko - Chinook, Montana
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