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Posted: 23 October 2006 at 13:34 |
The Rules of Farm Life
> > > A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family > lives on a farm, > His mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," > said the little boy. > His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his > chores. > > Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the > chickens, and he > Kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he > kicks a cow. He goes to feed > The pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for > breakfast and his mother > Gives him a bowl of dry cereal. > > "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I > have any milk in > My cereal?" he asks. > > "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so > you don't get any > Eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't > get any bacon for a > Week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a > week you aren't getting > Any milk." > > Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and > kicks the cat halfway > Across the kitchen. > > The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, > and says, > > "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" |
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