Best Line Ever Delivered In A Western

John Wayne, "True Grit" ----- "Fill your hands you son of a bitch!"

Sam Elliott, "The Desperate Trail" ----- "You shoulda stayed back East thief. You coulda been playin cards in a nice warm bar, instead a dyin', out here in this stinkhole!"

William Holden, "The Wild Bunch" ----- "Come on ya lazy bastard!"

Ernest Borgnine, "The Wild Bunch" ----- "I'm comin damn it!"

Ernest Borgnine, "The Wild Bunch" ----- "Give em' hell Pike!"

Paul Neuman, "Butch Cassidy" ----- "I don't know where we been, and I just been there!"

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"HANG HIM!" 

I liked the Duke in the Shootist when he explained his philosophy of life to Ron Howard.

Also Duke's: "If you can't learn to respect your elders, you'll sure as hell respect your betters" in McClintock as he pulls his mouthy son down off a horse.

John Wayne in, "Big Jake" ----- "I Never knew a secret that could be kept. They know whats in that box, and they all want it. What we're doin' with this austencious display, is telling them they can't have it!"

Maureen O' Hare in "Big Jake" ----- "You haven't changed one bit, have you Jacob McCandles?"

John Wayne ----- "Not one bit!!"

Richard Boone in "Big Jake" ----- "You come real close mister, but no cigar!"

John Wayne in "Big Jake" ----- "Hey!, I'll bet you can get that fancy gun out of that fancy holster, before some fella with an old fashion six gun, BLEW A HOLE IN YA!!"

Old Man in "The Wild Bunch" ----- Oh my what a bunch! They waltzed you in with a smile on your face, and a thumb up your ass, and waltzed ya right back out again!"

Old Man in, "The Wild Bunch" at the end to Robert Ryan, ----- "Why don't ya' tag along with us. Me and the boys here got some work to do. It ain't like it used to be, but it'll do!"

Hmmm, lots of good ones.  Seeing as how the classics have been taken I'll include some of the contemporary classics.

Doc Holliday in Tombstone - "I'm your huckleberry."

Clint Eastwood in The Unforgiven - "Alright I'm comin' out.  Anybody I catch on the street I'm gonna kill.  Not only am I gonna kill them but their family and their dog, then I'm gonna burn their damn house down. And you best not be cuttin up any more whores now either or else I'll come back and kill the whole lot of you sons of bitches."

Billy the Kid in Young Guns -

"Best $1.20 I ever spent" after shooting the deputy with a double barrel 12 loaded with 6 dimes each.

"By the way, you're under arrest." After shooting the guy in the outhouse and sticking a warrant in his mouth.

"I see ya got Bill Taylor out there with ya Lieutenant!"  "Yeah Billy we got a whole lot of folks out here to take you down." Billy shoots Bill Taylor and says, "You don't have Bill Taylor with you anymore."

Of course I'm going from faulty memory so names, places and exact lines are not based on actual movie lines.  Any association with actual names, places and lines of movies is sheer coincidence. LOL.

Doc Holliday challenging the big dummy in the bar in Tombstone.

"Hmmmmmm lets see now! How about a spelling contest"?

Gary

 

"Rustler's Rhapsody" with Tom Berenger as "Rex O'Hurlihan".
" I can curse if I want to! Dodo, peepee, caca!"

To Patrick Wayne: "That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice at all!"
Patrick Wayne: "I'm a lawyer, you idiot!"

Sidekick (G.W. Bailey) to Rex, after Rex shoots Patrick Wayne: "Rex, you shot him in the head... how do you feel about that?"

Dyin' ain't much of a livin -Josey Wales

Let's do it.... Why not - The Wild Bunch

Looks like we're one hose shy.
You brough 2 to many - Once Upon A Time in The West

When you shoot aim for the heart Ramon ( Guess the movie here

Bonus ? for the real western movie lover--Name of the characcter who
carries a machine gun around in a coffin---

More later

You guys guess the actor(s) in the above scene. The first one is Clint the
rest?

"The Wild Bunch"------ "This is our last go around Dutch. This time we'll do it right!"